Welcome! Gemini sun Pisces moon Leo ascendant. More appropriately, I am the self-proclaimed sign psychopath and self-taught astrologer also known as Cosmic Cannibal (also, also known as Camille). I am the resident astrologer and Arts Editor for The Paper , where I report on campus news and write about the zodiac for college students in […]Read more "About"
There is no doubt in my mind that astrology is an incredibly useful tool… but it seems to be an operation I can’t turn offRead more "Cannibal Confession: Is Astrology Killing My Social Life?"
So I’ll confess I’ve got a bit of a hard-on for Aquarian males. Partly because they’re so matchless, and gorgeous, but mostly because they drive me up the damn walls. I’m an air sign, so I really dig having my mind blown, and Waterbearers seem to be the most exhilarating zephyr in the heavens. I […]Read more "What an Aquarius Adonis Taught Me about Uranus"
The 5 signs that make my Gemini skin crawl.Read more "Oh the Horror! the 5 zodiac types that scare the SH*T out of me"
When I am not shoving Zodiac food in my face, being the info-hungry Gemini that I am, I’m regurgitating it out for the world to ingest. But I’m picky about the content of my planetary puke, I don’t settle for the simple sun sign spewage, barfing out the same old, same old tired rendition of […]Read more "The Gemini Gag Reflex"
I’ve been mulling, well gestating really, like a weird wine, growing into a crazed astro-fanatic for years. It started with a mix of curiosity and pride as I perused the pages of my favorite teeny-bopper magazines looking at the horoscope section in the back, emblazoned with short forecasts of my month to come. Even then […]Read more "The Birth of a Cosmic Cannibal"