May Horoscope

With the sun mid-way through Taurus and Venus in the airy sign of Gemini, the cosmos couldn’t create a better send-off for the end of the semester. Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are as driven to manifest real changes as ever. Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are getting their hands dirty with some creative projects. The airheads, […]

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April 2018 Horoscope

What do the April stars have in store for you? This month’s Cosmic Cannibal Horoscopes will answer all your astrology inquiries.

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The Glyph and Myths of Cancer

Unlike the majority of the other zodiac signs, Cancer doesn’t have a particular Greek myth or mythic figure that explains the emotional entrails and significance of the sign. In fact, the only epic entity that has long since been associated with this sign is Mother herself. This sign rules the chest, breasts, stomach and womb. […]

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The Zodiac Abstract

Ready for the ultimate zodiac description book? 12 juicy chapters of hilarious, enlightening, and ultimately real-life astrology information. Long gone are the days of mystical mumbo jumbo and planetary puzzlement. The Zodiac Abstract is a real-world explanation of the zodiac signs, carefully composed from my years of sign-to-sign interaction and observation.

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