May Horoscope

With the sun mid-way through Taurus and Venus in the airy sign of Gemini, the cosmos couldn’t create a better send-off for the end of the semester. Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are as driven to manifest real changes as ever. Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are getting their hands dirty with some creative projects. The airheads, […]

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April 2018 Horoscope

What do the April stars have in store for you? This month’s Cosmic Cannibal Horoscopes will answer all your astrology inquiries.

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The Glyph and Myth of Virgo

The astrologically associated Virgo Virgin is a perplexing and ambiguous symbol. The maiden can mean many different things. Taken in its most basic and blatant interpretation, the Virgin simply represents virginity. Now, anyone who knows, loves, or lives alongside a Virgo can argue that their modern maiden, whether male or female, is anything but virginal. […]

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The Zodiac Abstract

Ready for the ultimate zodiac description book? 12 juicy chapters of hilarious, enlightening, and ultimately real-life astrology information. Long gone are the days of mystical mumbo jumbo and planetary puzzlement. The Zodiac Abstract is a real-world explanation of the zodiac signs, carefully composed from my years of sign-to-sign interaction and observation.

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